Guy 1: "hey, how was the party last night?"
Guy 2: "yo I dicked this one girl, and she was totally into it."
Guy 2: "yo I dicked this one girl, and she was totally into it."
by Garyikea September 17, 2017
Get the Dickedmug. There are multiple meanings of the word “dick”. Let's go over all of them together.
Nouns:
1. A man's penis.
sentence example: Girls will definitely go wild over you with your big dick bro!
2. Anything/Anything at all
sentence examples: You don't know dick about this topic!
Verbs:
1. Waste time/Mess around with
sentence example: Stop dickin around and do your work already!
2. (for men) Have sex with
sentence example: You're going to put your big ass dick in her butt this instant!
Nouns:
1. A man's penis.
sentence example: Girls will definitely go wild over you with your big dick bro!
2. Anything/Anything at all
sentence examples: You don't know dick about this topic!
Verbs:
1. Waste time/Mess around with
sentence example: Stop dickin around and do your work already!
2. (for men) Have sex with
sentence example: You're going to put your big ass dick in her butt this instant!
Nouns:
1.
Girlfriend of the man: You're so cute, and you have such a big dick babe!
2.
Waiter/Employee: What would you like to eat, sir?
Customer: I'd like dick!
Verbs:
1.
Supervisor: Come on, stop dickin around this instant or else I'll report you to the manager!
You: Fine.
2.
Wife: Hey, can I take off your clothes?
Husband: You want me to slide my dick in your pussy?
Wife: Yes honey, you're so smart!😉😉
1.
Girlfriend of the man: You're so cute, and you have such a big dick babe!
2.
Waiter/Employee: What would you like to eat, sir?
Customer: I'd like dick!
Verbs:
1.
Supervisor: Come on, stop dickin around this instant or else I'll report you to the manager!
You: Fine.
2.
Wife: Hey, can I take off your clothes?
Husband: You want me to slide my dick in your pussy?
Wife: Yes honey, you're so smart!😉😉
by cherr.yl_ — FD4U! September 11, 2022
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Get the dickmug. by Cboii112 November 28, 2017
Get the dicked itmug. 
This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.
Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
by Meow Meow Squick August 11, 2010
Get the Dicks In My Dickmug.