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Face diapers and butt napkins!

Idiom for “what a twisted world!”
something you say when realizing a distortion of the original or natural shape or form, post-Covid.
Face diapers and butt napkins! I don’t understand anything anymore!
by Rhinkydinky January 1, 2022
mugGet the Face diapers and butt napkins!mug.

Doo doo mega diaper caca

A type of diaper shart that explodes your diaper/underwear off and explodes all over the house
I just had a doo doo mega diaper caca after eating a gallon of beans”
by alx.144 November 4, 2021
mugGet the Doo doo mega diaper cacamug.

sunny side up while diapers down

phrase used to define yo character/personality as satisfied with the world and not constrained by anything.
The "sunny side up" refers to gettting your luxury the way one desires it, and "diapers down" explains that as an infant, not even diapers could hold you tight.
I always make sure i get my sunny side up while diapers down. I get it my way, no matter what anyone says otherwise.
by Demander_650 May 13, 2008
mugGet the sunny side up while diapers downmug.
Uttered loudly over a game of t-low, used to express the anguish and loss felt by an illegitimate inner-city father over the loss of his child's diaper funds to gambling or drugs. To be said with an urban accent. See hey, that's my cell phone
When Kyle saw that he had lost his two dollars, he jumped up and screamed "oh snap, niggah, that's my kid's diaper money!"
by fidel November 1, 2004
mugGet the oh snap, that's my kid's diaper moneymug.

Dirty diaper

In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.
Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.
by Pro Biotics October 21, 2021
mugGet the Dirty diapermug.

Cock Diaper

wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"
mugGet the Cock Diapermug.

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