Derp

The act of being as stupid as shit from time to time.

Person A: .......
Person B: HEY!
Person A:......
Person B: HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?
Person A: Huh!? What!?
Person B: HOLY FUCK YOU ARE SUCH A DERP!

by hatederpingaround December 19, 2012

derp

A word uttered when performing a particularly easy frag in a multiplayer combat game such as halo or unreal tournament.

(Player 1 spots player 2 trying to hide under a set of stairs, facing east. Player 1 approaches from the west and pops player 2's melon with a particularly high-powered weapon.)

Player 2: Aaaahgh...
Player 1: DERP!

by cyomega April 14, 2004

derp da derp

a total brain dead retard replacing dumb ass

guy whose that

other guy just a derp da derp

by bladeariet August 22, 2010

DERP

a word used at the end of almost every sentence by anyone with a song in their heart. can also be used to express almost any feeling imaginable, so people can read your minds easily.

Fear- "Oh no! a hungry pack of flaming aligators!DERP!"
Surprise- "Ninja stars were just teleported into my intestines!DERP!"
Recovery from bad joke- "So he said 'what wife!'......a-DERP!" (rolling laughter)

by Blaine December 25, 2003

demps

Someone who is a manipulative bitch who cheats on the people she cares about.

My ex is a real demps.

by blahblah123 June 6, 2005

derp

derp is just a funny noise that can be used to replace pretty much any word.

"Oh man, what a derp."

"I totally derped it on Tuesday."

by Jimy March 30, 2005

Herp Derp

A sexually transmitted disease contracted from sex with dick mongrels.

She was tryin to slob on my knob, and I was like 'Nah, trick I aint tryin to get no herp derp, get off my dick!'

by ghobi and tcap October 5, 2010