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David

A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every single girl on this planet and have no kids with perfect pull out game but dies because he contracted every STD.
Friend 1: I wish I could pull a David.
Friend 2: That would be sick dude!
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
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David

A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.
"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
by TheSqueebCollector June 8, 2019
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David

A guy who gets late to uni even though he only lives up the road (roughly 5 mins). He plays fortnite all day, with all those sweaty wins.
Don't be like David, he is not punctual at all, and has no skill in fortnite
by Unknown_object October 22, 2018
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David

Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games
guy 1: "damn, is that a David right there?"
guy 2:"Gotta dodge this ranked game!"
by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018
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David

Gay and loves boys he will make a guy cum in 1 sec
Guy 1: hey David I wanna talk to you

David: ok sexy mf
by Bsjdbehdjwjdu February 2, 2021
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David

People with this name tend to get no bitches, and live a sad miserable life.
“David gets no bitches🤣”
by emobrockin💔2 February 14, 2022
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David

David is a word you used to talk to someone with a person named John. He really likes when people call him David and are very glad now :)) but who is David I don't know you but you are David 2.0
David what do you do now? David you little gay! Yes I really like David.
by EWNA November 3, 2020
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