David
David Is a disrespectful man. His chances of getting a lady are really low. His personality is horrible.
David by Awesomegal92 August 12, 2016
David
A huge asshole that thinks his shit don't stink! He lies and is controlling. He will put you down and try to keep you there so you don't realize there are better guys out there! Davids are poisonous beings that should be left to live their miserable lives alone!
David by widowermaker6969 August 22, 2011
David
A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong!
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
David by coolguy465 June 15, 2011
David
David by Skye Rainbow January 15, 2012
David
David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.
David by imagine that May 17, 2018
David
A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.
David by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018