David

an absolute fool

Did you see David? Max and him stole a shopping cart

by Sporkin February 04, 2019

David

David is the name for a man who is a fool

Did you see David? Some say he is such a fool

by Sporkin February 04, 2019

David

A potato

“Oh my god he looks like a potato, he must be a David”

by haha you noob April 11, 2020

David

An annoying kid who always screams in your ear to try to impress you (and it never works).

David is a b*tch

by Goodbyepoo April 01, 2019

David

David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.

Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: you’re being such a David.

by Eyeslipsface December 08, 2020

David

a man who won’t mind his damn business

David: wait why does johnny have so many soaps?
johnny: mIND YO DAMN BUSINESS DAVID

by imadethisaccountforthisdefinti April 24, 2020

David

Very annoying and has a small penis. Usually a Jewish Brazilian. Biggest ego you will ever see.

Man: Stop acting like David.

Person who is called: sorry

by Sectet December 08, 2018