vagina diaper

n-- an absorbant pad worn by women to absorb menstrual blood.

" You're being a bitch, you're on your period aren't you? I hope you have enough vagina diapers"

by Trev Sino December 4, 2005

diaper time

Marking a sudden change in events, in which all common sense and rational thought are replaced by a relentless pursuit fueled by deep emotion or obsession, often involving traveling long distances, and often with violent intent.

When that astronaut realized that another woman was moving in on her man, she made up her mind to drive 900 miles non-stop and kidnap her. It was diaper time.

by Tich2 December 13, 2008

a diaper

When a man is under another man by both 1) sucking the man's penis from underneath the gooch and 2) having anal sex with the SAME man at the same time, in essence having a man wearing the other man like a diaper.

Last night, Tom and I were incredibly wasted, so I ended up wearing his ass like a diaper.

by Aaron Wheeler August 16, 2006

Diaper Sniffer

A derogatory name for a pedophile, when you really need something that packs more of a punch.

"Fuck you, you sick, cradle wanking, diaper sniffer."

by ghostbun.1 October 1, 2021

diapers

wonderfull things that every one should wear. i wear diapers all the time its great i never need to go to the can all i have to do is change myself.

diapers should be the law

by crazy_diaper lover 405894 May 17, 2021

fur diaper

Female genitals, specifically the vagina.

"I am going to get some fur diaper tonight!"

by macaloo May 2, 2008

dirty diaper

the act of starting off by giving the girl the wheelbarrel then having her wrap up between your legs then to start eating you asshole thus resulting in a diaper looking manuever.

ima baby and i have a dirty diaper.

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010