When a guy has a girlfriend and looks at other women the way he should look at his girlfriend. Sometimes even right in front of his girlfriend when their on a date.
Girl #1: Jimmy was being a real cooter block at the party last night.
Girl #2: It really hurts when BOYS do that.
Girl #2: It really hurts when BOYS do that.
by smxkinsxdnes February 28, 2020
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"Cooter"- /noun/ Country slang for vagina. Not to be confused with the North American River Turtle. "Gouda"- /noun/ A slightly tangy ripe white creamy cheese-like body fluid from the vagina. Can occur during ovulation, pregnancy, or just a "voyeuristic" vagina.
Meg- "Jesus, this shitter smells ripe!" Gab- " Ew I know! Just some trick with her cooter gouda girl!" Frank- "What the hell are these white streaks on the seats in this uber?" Bob- " Gross! Probably just some trick and her cooter gouda dude." Karen- " Wow, I am really enjoying this hike Billy but I've got about a pound and a half of "cooter gouda" in my panties! (Best said with a midwestern or new england accent)
by LadyBlue81 April 5, 2021
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by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021
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