cursetina

Cursetina refers to the effect Christina Aguilera has on her collaborators and competitors, causing a song destined to be a hit to be "cursed" into charting poorly. Many industry insiders and entertainers are thrilled to have Aguilera as a collaborator without understanding this consequence.

1. Nelly was cursetina'd with "Tilt Ya Head Back."
2. Diddy was cursetina'd with "Tell Me."

by helluvahelluva August 28, 2010

word of the day curse

When a relatively amusing Urban Dictionary definition is chosen as word of the day, and gets downvoted to oblivion simply because it is not the most hilarious thing that front page dwellers have ever seen in their entire lives.

Tim: This entry is pretty funny, why is it so unpopular?

Tom: It's suffered from the word of the day curse, because it isn't quite as funny as watching cats walking on their hind legs.

by Rayem March 24, 2013

Cursexual

Cursexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwagoned Stephen Curry so much that Curry has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A Cursexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Stephen Curry Is the G.O.A.T" 🙄or "Stephanie is better than Michael Jordan" or "Stephen is a better clutch shooter than Ray Allen" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Cursexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. They weren't real fans until the 2014-15 season. They will tell you Curry is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them 3-1 blown lead, or 0-10 3PT shooting or 1-11 3 point shooting or 1-6 in the fourth quarter of Game 7....They will blame his non-existent injuries the media fabricates as an excuse for him instead of giving him any blame. A Cursexual happens to be very sensitive to the feeling, so if you say 3-1 they may have traumatic flashbacks of LeBron's legacy saving block or Kyrie's Dagger on Curbitch on the right wing.

Curry vs LeBron

3-1 Leads blown

Curry 1
LeBron 0

Rings
LeBron 3
Curry 1

Final MVPs
LeBron 3
Curry 0 <---------- LMAOOOOOOOOO

MVPs
Curry 2
LeBron 4

Scoring Titles
LeBron 1
Curry 0

Points

LeBron 27,600+
Curry 13,000+

Rebounds: LeBron
Assists: LeBron
Steals: LeBron
Blocks : LeBron

Where is the real comparison?

Person 1: Stephen Curry is the greatest basketball player ever!
Any person who knows any basketball at all: Just stop it, you Cursexual.

by MiiNNEAPOLiiS January 2, 2017

CurseWatch

Curse Watch known as "CW" is a group made by CAT. It involves such things as hacking and exploiting on Roblox. There point is to take over groups and games, and they achieved them.

Have you heard of CurseWatch? They just took over "----".

"Oh them, yeah I have, I heard they are aiming for an another group too."

by Chad person November 29, 2021

the curse

an easier way for red sox fans to admit their team sucks, without saying they suck. dated back to the trade of babe ruth, it is a liberal maneuver, in where it is much easier to blame your own problems on something that doesn’t exist, instead of taking responsibility for your actions I.E. management, pitching, fielding errors etc.

the yankees just crushed us 19-8...man i hate the curse. why does this always happen to us.

by cole October 27, 2004

lefty curse

left handed guys who beat off with their right hand

"I've got that lefty curse where everything I do is flipped and awkwardly reversed."

by Sneaux91 July 20, 2008

Curse of AIM

The Curse of AIM, referring to AOL Instant Messenger, is when an individual makes a typo during a conversation while trying to sound witty, intelligent, or superior. This often negates his point and causes others to ignore the statement entirely.

Person A: Then again, all political parties do is further divide Americats.

Person B: haha, americats?

Person A: shut up -- stupid curse of AIM...

Person B: meow.

by MTaztic March 21, 2008