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cubs

The worst, saddest, and all around crappiest team ever to grace the face of the planet.
The Cubs sure do suck but they had one HELL of a team in 1906. Those fuckers were unstoppable.
by ducttape16 March 30, 2003
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Cumb

An acronym that stands for "Chuckling under my breath" instead of lol/laughing out loud. As no one really laughs out loud when using the lol acronym.

Generally used via text messages or online social media messaging apps.
Friend: Sends a funny meme
Me: That made me cumb
by Justina Beiber February 29, 2020
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asshole crumbs

Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.
After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.
by Bill from Boston April 11, 2017
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cumass

an alternate for dumbass. one filled with cum; a person that has received cum (particularly in their ass) in some cases a slang word for homosexual
Josh shot his laptop with an airsoft gun, pssh what a cumbass.

"Dude that chick is hot as shit, god i wanna bang her!!!"
"Yeah dude but look at her, you can tell she's a slut."
"Point being...?"
"Point is she's a complete cumass."

"Some chick walked up to me at school the other day and asked me to sign a petition. So i was like alright, what's it for? and she said that it was for the gay club. So I asked if the petition was supporting the gay club or if it was against the gay club, and she said it supported the club. So i said fuck that i'm not supporting those fucking cumbasses
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cumbadger

a white usually protein based stain on black clothing/hair producing a badger-like effect.
wow i love those cumbadger trousers.
after giving head oprah realised she had a cumbadger chin; it was th shizzle m' nizzle.
by snafetc. February 6, 2004
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Crumbs

She needs to wipe those crumbs off her face. If she wants to laugh with us then Bitch should join the convo. She's looking like the Cookie Monster over 'dere.
by KeezyWBaby December 2, 2011
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Crumbskin

A crumbskin is a small piece of food. Usually during lunch.
John " Yo dog i could get a crumbskin of those sun chips"
Jim " ya fo sho you chooch"
by Calder Alexander January 14, 2007
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