crystal ball?

when a person asks an obvious question or a question that is so retarded that you just can't even be bothered to answer it.

"Dad, is football really coming home?"
"Crystal Ball?"

by beepbeepgg100bitsinthechat July 11, 2018

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Juice crystals

When there’s leftover cum on you that has began to dry out

“Hey babe what’s on your face”
“Oh thats just your juice crystals from last night”

by Tron16 October 11, 2018

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crystal gardens

Awesome as chemistry experiment. You literally watch these crystals grow before your very eyes within minutes!! They can grow many different colours, depending on what reactant you add.

After a while, the crystal gardens turn to an off colour, break off and die.
Yes, i am a geek
No, im not a hippie

by He's the boxman September 21, 2006

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Crystal Leigh

Crystal Leigh is an actual QUEEN!A sweet,animal-loving ,beautiful(on the inside and the outside) human that doesn’t deserve the hate she’s getting from all the jealous ass people!She is also one of the most beautiful people you’ll ever lay your eyes on,she is sexy af,has eyes that you can get lost in and legs for DAAYS!She has a heart of gold,a beautiful soul,always spreads positivity and kindness!Crystal is a very strong woman and is truly an inspiration!<3333

Crystal Leigh is a literal sunshine and deserves all the happiness in the world!^_^

by LV07 August 14, 2019

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healing crystal

stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury

get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

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