What the crust

A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.

Example 1:

Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.

Example 2:

Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.

Luke: What the crust!

Sentence:

What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.

by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025

Stuffed Crust

when the vagina isn't clean and it's dry and crusty and you still have it (your dick) still jammed all up in there

i heard that bobby gave her the stuffed crust last night after the party...

by Barackobonzo June 21, 2025

Pizza crust

Arguably the best part of the pizza, also known to contain the most gainz. But offers referred to as nothing more then a handle for the pizza from nick place

-Damn bout to catch these pizza crust gainz!

Nick place - what you mean that handle ?

by IronD January 19, 2024

Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home

Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere

by anonymous April 20, 2023

Digital pie crust

Things created in the digital world that break and crumble when moved to reality

"His status updates made me smile, until they turned out to be digital pie crust"

"It sounded good in the email but when implemented it was only digital pie crust"

"She said my interpretation of her text where digital pie crust"

by Dreamingjean with CockyHaky April 22, 2016

Double crusted

to double cross somebody.better prepare to get toasted when you do this.

You've double crusted me for the last time, time to get toasted!

by Baked Bread August 7, 2017

crusted

3am food

BROOO that hummas is so crusted

by bizzzzthefizzzz November 19, 2021