thinks the sun rises to hear him crow

When someone is too full of themselfs
Almost like the saying "the cats meow"
Mostly used by southerners

He's so full of himself he thinks the sun rises to hear him crow.

by Obefurtun November 22, 2018

Go to hell for jacking off crowed

A term for all the prudes,fundamentalist etc. in the world because they believe that God will even send you to hell for jacking off.

He's in the go to hell for jacking off crowed.

by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

The Way the Crow Flies

A novel written by Ann-Marie MacDonald, often recommended in grade 12 English classes. Whatever you do, DO NOT READ IT. It's 400 pages of boring, followed by 400 pages of pure trauma-inducing scenarios.

"Bro, have you read The Way the Crow Flies for class yet?"

"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."

by Gilsin September 16, 2021

crows eye

The wrinkles around and attached to the anus

i noticed a few more wrinkles on Maggis crows eye after a long night of Sunday's...

by GDKC December 4, 2017

crow moment

a term used to describe the most retarded way of thinking that involves being narcissistic, contradictory, retarded, and retarded. it can also be used to describe the sheer lack of ignorance and budding in for no reason

this guy can't think for himself. that is such a crow moment

by fartsniffer241 March 29, 2024

Crow

The Crow is the most mysterious bird.
He is compared to death and chaos.
He's smart and scary.
He is also a lord !

"All hail Crow and his entire race."
-You

by ItsTacoGuy November 26, 2017