chimp nostrils

When a man, during a teabagging session, attempts to shove his balls into his partners nostrils as hard as they can...

Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...

Man 1: Shit dude,. whats up with that chick's face?
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would

by Chambers_dude May 10, 2007

Sucka Chimp

A cowardly fool.

That Sucka Chimp Dustin got caught up with his girlfriend will cold hard evidence and he still won't admit it.

by Number3Killer June 9, 2003

Chimp Out

Chimp Out refers to the action of someone or somthing(chimpanzee) going completly ape shit on anyone who tries to calm it down. The person or thing completly looses his or her cool for an extended period of time. In extreme cases resulting in police "busting a cap in its ass".

Lady 1: " Oh God shoot the chimp shoot it (sobs)."

911 Operator: "What seems to be the problem mam?"

Police officer:"Woah man did you see that chimpanzee chimp out on that ladys ass, it ripped her face off"

by Vappy Boy February 28, 2009

chimpus maximus

hairy primate eats bananas mating call of the c.m 'hoooo- yeahhhh'

'hooo- yeahhh im fcuked!'

by mary joanna May 22, 2003

crimpin

Ridiculously sick, awesome, legit, tight, etc. Generally used to describe something that is the absolute best.

Harry Potter is the most crimpin series ever.

by ellie.mt.2012 October 1, 2012

Crimps

‘Crimps’ another term for grim or disgusting used to describe someone’s /something’s appearance.( Gang term )

Oh dude that gal is crimps pretty sure she’s a hooker

by Crackheadsandra November 8, 2017

crimplecrumple

its a pie

Maya(me):I would like a silce of crimplecrumple plese
Gelila:Okay coming right up!

by amariismyworld April 14, 2023