contagious drunk

When Melissa goes out to party but doesn’t drink. So she tries too hard and pretends to be drunk telling all of her friends that she gets “contagious drunk”. AKA she is a moron. Let’s hope she doesn’t get a contagious hangover.

I don’t drink; but I get contagious drunk.

by JessTheRealist May 19, 2018

Costanza'd

The act of moving items you cannot afford to another shelf in the store, so nobody sees it. This was first done by George Costanza in the comedy Seinfeld.

"I just found a fleshlight somebody Costanza'd into the sporting goods section!"

by Maestro Miyagi June 8, 2018

Cottage cheese

Expired cow nut

Random person: you shouldn’t cottage cheese

James Charles: why
Random person: it’s cow nut

James Charles: yummmm

by Givendatedick4/20 May 29, 2019

Connor Costain

Has no life lolz xD is also big homo and likes to lick big men nutts all night long while listening to nickelbacks greatest hits . Connor can often be found sucking on the biggest of bananas or winning the mvp in basketball

connor costain is sus and has all the ligma

by bhjfwevfbkwe January 10, 2019

Jacob Cottage

Jacob Cottage is gay and likes to suck dicks

Jacob Cottage is gay

by Yormom69 December 12, 2019

cottage cheese hen

When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.

Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."

by Jacobill April 18, 2008

costa rica

what one says when he or she wants it to sound modest about an action/achievement

robert: that jump was crazy man!
john: dont worry man, costa rica

by amattadohb November 10, 2010