When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studie

Fictional sources made up by yourself.

Our world is one which is unable to accurately acknowledge the past, and the toughness of the situations that occured in the past because our own view is so ascewed to that of people from even a centery ago. Despite this people attempt to use our own morals and ethics in order to deem whether or not past events were appropiate, which is something that cannot be done -Charles Gentley inventor of When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studies

by Charles gentley February 20, 2017

for certain

A white man's for real or fo' shizzle my nizzle

Example 1 (Exclamatory):
Tom : for certain! that's a nice ass

Example 2 (Response):
Tom : that's a nice ass
Paul : for certain!

by giraphe November 10, 2003

making base contact

Making Base Contact; "saying" meaning contacting your wife, girlfriend, or serious female relationship via your cellular phone, just like as paramedics make base contact to get additional orders for patient care, one can give ones female an updated status on what the boys and yourself are doing.

you: hey guys so are we getting ready to head to the bar now?

friends: yeah sure were leaving in ten, can't wait to get smashed!!

you: sounds great lemme just go "make base contact" first

OR

you: great if you leave any sooner Ill be over by the garage "making base contact"

by onefastmedic August 2, 2009

Magna Carta

To ejaculate upon one's face, claiming victory.

George: Aww shit i just hit in the 8 ball.
Tom:Yo dawg, I just Magna Carta'd all over your face.

by Ewillz August 1, 2010

Cortaca Jug

The annual football game between rivals Cortland State and Ithaca College in upstate New York. ESPN calls it "The littlest big game in the nation." Cortland is known for kicking Ithaca's ass and currently has possession of the "Cortaca Jug." The biggest party weekend and school spirited weekend for both schools.

1. It's 9am and I'm wasted"
"Must be CORTACA"

2. "I got 15 people visiting me"
"Must be CORTACA"

Cortland State dominates in every sport and therefore has possession of the Cortaca Jug.

by c-stater May 30, 2006

Contact Juggling

The art of manipulating a man's testicles. The act should appear to be very fluid and magical, similar to Fushigi.

Mike - "Bro, I totally had some chick blow-bang me last night."

Chris - "Oh yeah? Was she pro?"

Mike - "Fuck yeah, I put my junk right in front of this bitch's face & she started contact juggling my balls. It was magic."

by Dracotic September 26, 2010

Post Coital Spam

Enjoying a delicious Spam and chili sauce sandwich post coitus.

Stu enjoyed some post coital spam last night.

by McSassy December 31, 2009