Corporate Shooting Range

When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.

After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009

Corporatia

The pathologic incubator that is modern corporate America.

And that's not all folks... Just a few quick months in Corporatia completely dessicated my soul!

by Jacques Stocken Berrelle September 24, 2010

corporatalkracy

Any corporate bulls**t or double speak that rambles on and on and has essetially no substance, answers no questions, and makes no committments.

I was stuck on another conference call this morning and Jim wasted an hour with more of his corporatalkracy.

I tried to get some custromer service but all I got was corporatalkracy.

by irish jimmy jam February 7, 2013

Crispy Concords

A man that is ok

Hey do you who Crispy Concords is? Yeah He's Pretty Poggers

by soundcloud.com/davisbmusic December 14, 2020

corporate douche bag

Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.

Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.

These broads are douche bags with balls.

The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !

by WET CARGO BOY April 3, 2006

Corporate America

Quanta's debut album, and a song by the same name. The album attacks capitalism and Mr. Bush, along with corporate America (no surprise there), the electoral college, and the two-party system. Also attacks the many dumb Americans who don't question authority and those who believe everything they hear. Songs range from hillarious (Salute, Oxymoron, Letters, Doodle) to serious (Corporate America, American Dream My Ass, Last One Picked)to sad (Dream Come False, Falling Down, Last One Picked is sad too.) The album has good songs to listen to no matter what mood you're in.

This is America
Corporate America
The place where only the rich count
This is fucking America
Yeah fuck America
Why do they get to be paramount?

by Where's the cream filling? November 10, 2004

corcornort

basically “coconut” but if halsey were to say it

“i love corcornort milk”
“what’s a corcornort?”

“oh it’s a coconut but if halsey said it”

“epic!”

by corcornort lover January 26, 2021