when you fuck a girl in the forest when its snowing then she takes your cock out and puts it in the snow till it gets limp than she puts it back in
I was out on the skiing range and i was trying to fuck some girl but she kept giving me a colorado cock tease
by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat February 28, 2009
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Lauren - Dude, theres nothing to do in Colorado Springs I'm just gonna stay in tonight.
Sammy - Fuck that man - let go to 40.
Lauren - k...
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Jeff - So... I need hookah but its really late.
Scott - Fuck it, Lets go to the lounge they are always open and have the best smoke in Colorado Springs, if not everywhere.
Jeff - Not as good as me tea bagging a unicorn, but they are pretty great!
Sammy - Fuck that man - let go to 40.
Lauren - k...
OR
Jeff - So... I need hookah but its really late.
Scott - Fuck it, Lets go to the lounge they are always open and have the best smoke in Colorado Springs, if not everywhere.
Jeff - Not as good as me tea bagging a unicorn, but they are pretty great!
by That Thang December 20, 2008
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when you are looking at something that is clearly a specific color. And the person next to you refers to it as a color IT IS NOT.
I have on a RED shirt. And my shirt is Clearly RED. MY girlfriend says"Nice ORANGE shirt". She is Colordumb
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Get the clankin colorado capsul mug.A state which is (or was) the home to the kids responsible to Columbine, the Ramsey family, Alfred Packerd the cannibal, and Focus on the Family. A state where you are either from a big city but you have SAD and your doctor told you to move, a yuppie who read an article about how great Denver is for business or kids, a New Ager who wants to be in Boulder with your crystals, a religious wacko, a farmer, a suburbanite, a collegekid, or training with the Air Force. No wonder so many people end up having illegal affairs here or killing people.
by whatever works January 3, 2007
Get the colorado mug.11th best public school in the U.S.? OK, because everyone in academia knows that CU-Boulder stands among schools like William & Mary, UCLA, Wisconsin, and so forth. Last time I checked out the U.S. News & World Report college rankings, CU was considered the 77th-ranked school in the nation. Right below Michigan State (and right next to Harvard of course).
According to the National Center for Education Statistics, CU-Boulder's IQ-range for the ACT is 24-28. That means that if you sit in on a class at CU, there's a one-in-four chance that the kid next to you got less than a 24 on the ACT. That means there's a 25% chance the kid next to you hasn't learned how to tie his shoes or feed himself yet.
Well, excuse me if I'm not blown away by CU's imagined prestige.
According to the National Center for Education Statistics, CU-Boulder's IQ-range for the ACT is 24-28. That means that if you sit in on a class at CU, there's a one-in-four chance that the kid next to you got less than a 24 on the ACT. That means there's a 25% chance the kid next to you hasn't learned how to tie his shoes or feed himself yet.
Well, excuse me if I'm not blown away by CU's imagined prestige.
CU student: Dude, I heard from my cousin from Maine that the University of Colorado is like, practically, the Harvard-of-the-West. Like, we got the smartest kids 'n' everything, and everyone's dying to go here.
CU student 2: I thought so bro, let's finish this bowl off and touch each other and talk about stuff we don't understand.
Real-life UVA student: There's a university in Colorado?
CU student 2: I thought so bro, let's finish this bowl off and touch each other and talk about stuff we don't understand.
Real-life UVA student: There's a university in Colorado?
by WESTC0ASTSTUDENT November 29, 2009
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