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Choice

After a long night of unsuccessfully trying to pick up a bunch of conceited girls at a particularly pretentious bar, go to the bathroon, jerk off into your hand, wipe it on the shirt/face of one of the girls and say "That could have been inside you, but that was a choice YOU made."
Guy 1 - "Any luck at that bar last night?"

Guy 2 - "Nah, bunch of stuck-up bitches. I got the shits and gave some girl the choice."
by matamus October 22, 2009
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motion concentration sickness

Different from regular motion sickness, sufferers of motion concentration sickness can enjoy being in a plane, train, or automobile as long as they are not concentrating on something other than the scenery.
Sarah: (driving) I think we missed our turn back there. What does the map say?
Kat: (looks at the map) Yeah, we're about two miles past it. Pull over, I think I'm gonna to puke. Reading the map gave me motion concentration sickness.

Thomas tried to study for his exam while on the bus, but his motion concentration sickness kicked in and gave him a headache that lasted the rest of the day.
by Catalina Kate December 9, 2008
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kiddie concentration camp

simply put, a daycare center for babies and toddlers. if taken a close look, very similar to the situation hideous hitler put his prisioners through. little children, kept behind bars, fed just enough to sustain life, kept from human involvement and interaction. sometimes even an evil "jailer, warden" is in control of the entire evil scene. allowing the children to eat, interact, ect only when it is convenient for her. children in kiddie concentration camps, often spend the day dreaming of their sweet mommies, and the yummy goodies that she has waiting for him when she arrives at five pm to pick him up.
charles said to charlotte, three cribs to the left of him, " so how long have you been in this kiddie concentration camp". three year old charlotte replied, can't you tell by looking, i have been doing hard time for three years. good luck getting outta here with the economy today.
by sweetontweety7777 April 17, 2009
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chice

The word chice means ill, fuckin sick, stoked up, tight, nice, word, awesome, created by olive
Yo i busted all over that girls tits last night, and that was some chice shit nigga.
by and tess 1 November 27, 2004
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Lady's choice

When the dude lays down on his back and the chick sits on his dick and rocks that shit till it turns white. also known as the cowgirl
Chicks dig lady's choice because supposedly it lets them control their orgasm.

I was tired from all that doggy style and in need of a change of pace so we engaged in lady's choice
by lazyeyesniper November 21, 2004
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Gentleman's Choice

A Gentleman's Choice is when you pick up both a mother and a daughter, at different times, and must then make a choice between the two at a later date.
Raul met this chick at the tailgate party and hooked up with her that night. The next weekend, he picked up a cougar and woke up in the same house as the weekend before. Over the course of the next week, he had to make a Gentleman's Choice about who he was going to see next weekend.
by Texifornia January 28, 2012
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choiceland

THE BEST TOWN EVER! IF YOU LIVE HERE YOU ARE AMAZING AND ORGASMIC!
Man, I met these chicks from Choiceland.

Guy: LUCCCCCCCCCCKKY!!!!
by manwithabeard March 28, 2009
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