2 definitions by matamus
After a long night of unsuccessfully trying to pick up a bunch of conceited girls at a particularly pretentious bar, go to the bathroon, jerk off into your hand, wipe it on the shirt/face of one of the girls and say "That could have been inside you, but that was a choice YOU made."
Guy 1 - "Any luck at that bar last night?"
Guy 2 - "Nah, bunch of stuck-up bitches. I got the shits and gave some girl the choice."
Guy 2 - "Nah, bunch of stuck-up bitches. I got the shits and gave some girl the choice."
by matamus October 22, 2009
Examples of allatinoration;
Someone showing a sudden interest in plants could be 'Botanicus Banderes'
Someone clearly posing at the beach to show off their sculpted body could be 'Muscles Manendez'
Someone who lives in the city but wears either a)riding boots or b)plaid shirts tucked into jeans with oversized belt buckles could be 'Semi-rural Sanchez'
The list goes on...
Someone showing a sudden interest in plants could be 'Botanicus Banderes'
Someone clearly posing at the beach to show off their sculpted body could be 'Muscles Manendez'
Someone who lives in the city but wears either a)riding boots or b)plaid shirts tucked into jeans with oversized belt buckles could be 'Semi-rural Sanchez'
The list goes on...
by matamus October 22, 2009