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Class of '09 

Class of '09 is a video game of dark humor, it starts with the protagonist "Nicole moving into a new school, a school full of perverts, and then Nicole fucking humiliates them. the game has multiple endings. Class of '09 is a perfect example of dark humor being used properly. Instead of being a guy who instantly gets all the girls, you choose what Nicole does, it mostly follows Nicole and Jecka being best friends and doing all that roasting shit.
somebody: yo i just played Class of '09

other person: oh wow that game is dark.
Class of '09 by woowie July 15, 2024
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Class of 2028 

The graduating class that mainly consists of kids born from the fall of 2009 to the summer of 2010. They are about to be entering their freshmen year of high school. While not all of them are awful, most of them are annoying as fuck. If you have kids on your bus that are the class of 2028, or are in high school and have a sibling that’s the class of 2028, you might as well drive yourself to school (if you’re old enough to do so), or walk to school, even if it takes an hour to get there.
Class of 2025 student: Yo, who the fuck are those annoying ass students that keep bothering the shit out of everyone else?
Class of 2026 student: Oh, those are class of 2028 students. They think they’re all that when in reality no one cares what they think since they’re freshmen. Hopefully when they graduate, they aren’t egotistical and narcissistic like they are now.
Class of 2025: Makes sense, and I agree. That reminds me. One time, there was a group of kids that were the class of 2028 on my bus, and they caused so much disruption and havoc, that my bus driver had to pull over and yell at them for 15 minutes straight.
Class of 2026 student: Jeez, that just shows how immature they are, and why everyone hates freshmen. Fortunately for us, we’re upperclassmen, and they probably won’t want to get on our bad side because of that.
Class of 2025 student: Yeah, you said it best!

Class incest 

When you date someone who’s in the same class as you. This type of relationship usually never lasts, and it becomes so awkward after y’all break up.

(Inspired by teachers who say the class is your second family)
“Dude I started dating Darcy from math class”

“Bro why would you commit class incest? Imagine how awkward it’ll be after y’all break up and now you’re doing all your projects together because of some silly honeymoon phase”
“Shit dawg you’re right”
Class incest by lulouise August 13, 2024

Class 1 Nooner 

Someone who consumes 1 High Noon when pregaming before the bars
That dude is a Class 1 Nooner! He doesn't pregame hard
Class 1 Nooner by 247tray October 26, 2024

Class of 2025

This is the class that graduates in the spring of 2025. They are the Freshmen in Aug. 2021. The Sophomores in Aug. 2022. The Juniors in Aug. 2023. Finally, they are the Seniors in Aug. 2024. They are the first class after the COVID-19 shutdown to be able to experience all four years of high school in-person.
"What graduating class are you in, bro?

"Me? I belong to the Class of 2025."

"Damn! You're lucky dude."
Class of 2025 by 3877SD November 27, 2024

Class traitor 

I shouldn't have to stay I the same class forever.
Hym "Yes, a class traitor is someone who doesn't want to labor for a business owner indefinitely while Matt fucks all the women and does literally nothing. 0 contributions to society. Maybe not 0. Maybe like .01 contribution. Minimal."
Class traitor by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
Hey, no. Go fuck yourself liberal. I don't want to be a worker while you argue poorly (because you're a moron) for my rights.
Hym "I wish it was a class war! They need to hurry up and slaughter all of you."
Class war by Hym Iam December 29, 2024