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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
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Chunky

To cover your lover’s mouth with Saran Wrap, add a duce following a trail mix feast and stick your penis into said chunky.
Sheila said that Chunky was the best she’d ever had. She even saw pepitas!
by Smmmegma November 13, 2023
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Chunky mama

When your gurl is looking hot at the airport
Man, chunky mama, you really did it today
by Bigp November 19, 2023
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chunky peanut butter

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying
friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms
by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023
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Chunky Monkey

This chunky monkey is fucking delicious you black nigger.
by anonymous May 8, 2023
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Chunky Monkey

Another name you can nickname your girlfriend. Means cutie in a fun way.
Hey Chunky Monkey, where we going today?
by Ghosttl3at January 4, 2023
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