Cripple Krabs

A Cripple Krab is a dumb ass lady with a sexual disorder of "Damn your to fat to walk" , They can also be harvested for the oils that they secrete when queefing out of there second ass hole witch is located on the top of there head. Dont forget when skining these animals, be careful for the midget living in the animals kangaroo sack. They are very dangerous to the enviorment due to the tank of shit juice starpped to there back, if ruptered please for the love of Chuck Norris, do not consume the juice, it can cause atomic diarreaha and nuculer aids and ultra hrpyes. Happy Krabs!

Bystander 1: Oh my god its a Cripple Krabs! run!

Bystander 2: Run!

by Cyris97 January 1, 2012

little chipper

a little chipper is a baby's vagina, which looks like it has been chipped

Dude, that baby must have been a girl cause it had a little chipper

by Don Gulliver May 5, 2003

chippie

(n) An affectionate term for chipmunk.

A family of chippies made a nest next to a tree in my yard.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

cripple stick

the blue handicapped parking pass that you hang around your mirror when at walmart.

my grandma used her cripple stick to get us in a better parking spot.

by bakertexas October 16, 2008

Chapple Effect

Someone who gets a new expensive electronic device and becomes a very mean person to everyone else who has a worse device than them

Oh, he has been affected by the Chapple Effect.

by Doge is dead meme January 22, 2017

chipped beef

the choppy skin that some vaginas have, that hangs down from the lips

I broke up with Joan cause she had so much chipped beef i could feed the neighborhood

by gary coleman for office September 1, 2003

nipple cripple

When you finish your after sex cig and put it out on the bitches/dudes nipple.

What happened to your tit!?
I got a nipple cripple after I banged that psycho emo bitch last Wednesday!

by poostainD June 29, 2011