Chaides

a very bad STD caused by licking dity grimy teeth! or by eating a banana's skin put in the vagina

chaides aids

by emonekey555 July 24, 2011

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

by Briollette August 29, 2006

chaidan

Black dumb ass nigga witha a bitch ass sister

I am a black chaidan

by wefhyligwyuorwa May 22, 2018

CRAIDS

A rare STD which has been found in the resort areas of Mexico and Dominican Republic, thought to have originated in the city of Edmonton. This disease usually affects males and females between the ages of 8 and 16, with only a few cases found in women ages 18-30 and one case in an 82 year old woman. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: genital rash and/or itching, pain during urination, sudden death, profuse diarrhea, a sudden unusual fear of feet, a fondness for self asphyxiation, and vaginal or anal discharge.

Person A "I had sex with Morgan O'Reilly"
Person B "Haha... you have CRAIDS"

by -Tine- January 16, 2009

Chainsaw Massacre

when your having sex with a girl and you chop her to bits with a chainsaw.

It was going really well with Chad but then he tried to Chainsaw Massacre me, I dont know if I'm there yet.

by Curley Matt Marringdingding December 18, 2008

Chads

A Person of male gender that constantly drinks monster energy drink and works out a lot they are usually jerks

Stacy Always hated chads

by An Intellectual but smarter October 20, 2019

chainsnatching

its like chain smoking, but with snatch.

My dickmeat sure is sore from chainsnatching all day.

by Chuck Porterhouse October 14, 2009