chadding

Chad Roberts’ method of teaching.

Student 1: My professor just drones on and on during class and we never learn anything!
Student 2: Not in my class. We learn a lot.

Student 1: How, does your teacher lecture?
Student 2: Nah, he’s usually just chadding up there.

Student 1: He’s what?
Student 2: He’s chadding! Chad Roberts’ method of teaching. Check out his book, “The Art of Chadding.”

by hangingoutsociallyatthestation February 26, 2025

choding

Mashing your penis so it becomes a chode

Priscilla started choding the her boyfriend upon his request.

by n/////? April 8, 2025

Choding

Choding is when you grab the tip of your meat hose and squeeze it downward, making your hotdog wider and thicker than it is long.

I'm choding it right now, you wont know what hit you!!!

by Litzo June 18, 2025

Chasing a Cloud With a Rubber Spoon

Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.

When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."

by thingymaging June 20, 2025

Chasing Shadows

Dwelling on bad memories.

"I can't stop thinking about what happened to me as a kid. I keep chasing shadows."

by Chrimson85 July 4, 2025

Choding

When a man with a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long) begins gooning (a state where the man has edged his penis for such a time that he has lost all cognitive, social and perceptive ability and is fully controlled by his penis and balls. This usually manifests itself with a complete lack of fine motor skills, tongue hanging out, dumb expression on the face, covered in sweat, white as a sheet, slurred speech and communicates only in short grunts, sub audible noises and jerky body movements.)
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.

When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.

“Did you see that guy over there in the inside out shirt and the unbuckled jeans? He had to be choding, he was drooling all over the ground!”

“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”

“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”

by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025

Chanding

The process of goonmaxxing for young men named chandler.

Bro: I’m chanding it so good im chandler

by blondekidgreat7 August 4, 2025