CHAD

(N) to acquire goods for a ridiculously cheap price.

"Yo, I just CHADed some sick 12 inch kickers for 5 bucks and some pocket lint.

by 01longbeddin January 24, 2010

chad

A narcissistic pathological liar with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to tell stories that are completely untrue to perpetuate lies about people he claims are his friends and lies about his own life to ellicit emotions, like sympathy and envy, from his friends. He is intelligent enough that it takes a while to catch on to his lies. Often, there is no point to his lies - he tells them just to tell them.

That guy is such a Chad. I can't believe we didn't question his lies!

by SociopathHater February 5, 2010

chad

Chapped Hole And Dick.

Dude, those fags Darin and Samuel had anal so long, they both got a chad!

by KOCK_iiN_MOUTH_KWEEN July 20, 2008

the chad

Slang for one's Scrotum, when stretched out prior to a teabagging.

Trevor passed out on the couch, and barry snapped a pic as he layed the chad across his face.

by MaxP0wer September 2, 2006

chad

(noun) the dirrect opposite of a chode. it is a dick that is long and skinny.
(adj) to describe something (usualy a person) who is extremely tall and skinny

Mary loves chads because she can put them in her mouth better than a fat chode

Check out that Chad over there, hes so skinny and lanky I could break him over my knee

by Davebrochill July 1, 2007

CHAD

Male love juice; especially once sprayed upon a chick's face.

Will: "Last night I took Rowena home and chad all over her face!"
Rob: "Sweet..."

by PickleBranston May 13, 2008

chad

big douche you will ever meet

what a chad

by Leo Hummrich June 4, 2018