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carson penis

A niggas penis that is so damn fine
by Harambedanig June 7, 2020
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Daddy Carson

A name that Sam likes yo call Carson.
Oh hey look it’s daddy Carson!
by Daddy Carson November 17, 2020
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carson

carson is a fatty fat fatzo who loves dick and dirty dancing.
Person 1: Woah look at that daddy sigma over there!
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.
by pussy goblin November 16, 2023
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carson wu

carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)
carson: YESSSSSSSSSS
12:58
*hugs ██████*
12:59
question: gay???
carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)
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Carson

Carson is the type of guy to leave you on delivered and then when you get left on open you want to snap him back. You’ll also see him play his sport and think he’s hot but in reality his personality isn’t. Matter of fact Carson’s end up being douchebags whose ego is bigger then their dick.But you’ll want to go back to him every time. Carson’s just end up being douchebags you wish you stayed away from. So here’s to Carson the toxic dirtbag you couldn’t stay away from.
Wow! I really should have stayed away from him he’s definitely a toxic Carson
by Daffybugs April 22, 2024
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Olivia Mazyck Carson

Olivia Mazyck Carson is the most beautiful, Loyal, and caring person I have ever met. She is very kind will always be there when you need her, when your down she will always be there to bring you up. If you ever need her no matter what she'll help how ever she can. From her beautiful smile to her glowing personality she is just the all around greatest person that you ever met. If you ever get the pleasure to meet someone that's just a third of the person she is then your are still in good shape. Ever since I met her my life turned upside down even tho I didn't know what to expect when I first met her. But I know now that I definitely made the right move. She makes me smile, and laugh. When I think about loosing her it makes me feel like i'm about to puke for the thought of loosing the person that cares the most about you and that cares for you with all her heart. If you ever get to be as lucky as me with a girl like her that I know you will live a great life because there is no one better for you to be with then a girl like Olivia who loves you with all her heart no matter what happens and who will defend you even if it's against her best friends, you should know she'll always have you'r back so don't do anything to mess it up and loose one of the most amazing girls you'll ever know and come to love.
Olivia Mazyck Carson is an amazing person and if you let her go then your a fucking idiot because she is one of the best people you'll ever meet and if you actually get to know her you'll find out she's a beautiful angel mixed in with normal people.
by People's Name's Meaning's June 10, 2019
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Carson Williams

The mad lad who made the famous/viral 2005 Christmas Light Show "Wizards in Winter"
Carson Williams made the Wizards in Winter Christmas light show
by Cambam826 September 11, 2022
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