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o card

Giving a girl her first orgasm.
She said that never has happened to her before. Definitely scored an o card last night!
by robertoblanco June 28, 2011
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Guilt Card

when a referee gives a yellow card in 2nd half to the team he inadvertently helped in the first half by disallowing an obvious goal against them - mark lawrenson
German midfielder got a yellow card in 2nd half, after england had a goal disallowed against them in the 1st half, when it did cross the line and would of leveled the score 2-2 - mark lawrenson states "that's a guilt card, he's trying to atone"
by morch June 30, 2010
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Green Card

Given to other half on high days/holidays/special occasions. No holds barred special sex session. No is not acceptable.

Access ALL areas
"You've got a green card tonight"

"Lets go home"

"Ok"......

CENSORED!!!!!!
by I.M Kinky July 14, 2010
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thot card

a form of payment provided by local municipalities intended to be used for the purchase of goods in low-income households that are inhabited by at least one female who partakes in the act of twerking or other scandalous activities. More commonly referred to as: EBT cards, SNAP Benefits card, Foodstamp card or the Hood Credit card.
Girl - "Yo, do y'all take thot cards here?"
Cashier - "Um, what's a thot card?"
Girl - "You know, this. *Pulls out benefit card* My thot card"
Cashier - "Oh, yeah! We take those here."
by SirWilliams December 5, 2015
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god card

When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"
Example of someone using the God Card

Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?

Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now
by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018
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Swiped that card

“He took her virginity, he swiped that card”
by slayslayslay1915 March 14, 2023
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Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.
My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.
by Teamster954 March 26, 2021
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