Can't be assed 

I really can't be bothered

My friends want to go to out tonight but i can't be assed

Can't be assed by Go_pies May 8, 2018

can't think 

uhhhhhhh....

I can't think of an example,... uhhhhhhh..... llama?

can't think by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020

Can I help you find something?

A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.

TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.

Can I help you find something? by embem February 8, 2009

can fisher 

A person who collects cans and bottles for money.

I found a can fisher/urban miner searching for cans and bottles in my trash can.

can fisher by Mr.Pickleslives April 4, 2007

Can't Leave the Hand 

When a male finds no pleasure in any sexual activity a female performs on him because he has perfected his own way to climax earlier in his life.

Guy #1: So I was drilling this girl for about 45 minutes and I found no satisfaction at all.

Guy #2: Sounds like you can't leave the hand man...

Guy #1: :'(

Can't Leave the Hand by Judge Ex June 12, 2009

Can of Whoop Sass 

Analogous to opening a can of whoop ass. A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause a major sass attack to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of sass. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.

Person 1: "Man you sassed Ms. Shaniqua hard today"
Person 2: "Yeah i opened a can of whoop sass on her ass today"

Can of Whoop Sass by Ebok24 August 24, 2009

can I get a dub in the chat 

a joyful term for when your hanging out with the squad and something good happens to someone

Ayeo, that hottie mark just snapped me, can I get a dub in the chat!

can I get a dub in the chat by whatsupbro123 November 15, 2018