Callum Reid

An aspiring ginger accountant, clinging onto his Scottish heritage that will lighten up any audit room and provides the Gold Standard in client service.

We should all be more Callum Reid

by Timmm... October 8, 2018

calculus

Form of math derived by Isaac Newton consisting mainly of derivatives and integrals. Allows one to get the slope of the tangent line of a curve or the area under the curve, respectively. Extremely useful in almost all areas of science. Newton wrote it in two weeks, and often takes us about a year to learn.

From calculus, we know that the derivative of position is velocity, and the velocity is acceleration. A third derivative, the jerk (what you feel when a car suddenly stops), can be found, but is not seen as often. These relationships are crucial to the physical sciences.

by MikeNolan October 20, 2003

Calpurnia

Someone who is Calpurnia is someone who is very kind, has a big heart and is just pretty darn likable. She is a little anxious and definitely relies on people but she'll be there for anyone in return. Overall, shes pretty swell.

Wow, that girl Calpurnia can be a lot sometimes. But she always comes through and is pretty beautiful and nice.

by lloydfalcon November 8, 2018

Callum

There is nothing to be said, he is just a Stupid potato and he needs as much help as he can get.
But if you see the stupid potato just stare a him and yell STUPID POTATO.

wow Callum more like Stupid potato

by Stupid_Chicken_Nugget June 23, 2019

sex with callum

Sex with callum is honestly so good I do nothing but think of having dirty sex with callum.

Ugh girls I want to have sex with Callum.

by Amber's fantasy April 3, 2020

calculator

A digital balance or scale. See Skizzie.

I got to elbows here, so bring the calculator.

by CadetMKultra February 11, 2004

Callumn

A faggot that likes to suck cock for a living

guy 1: is that a sloth
guy 2: No, its just callumn
guy 3: oh yeah i forgot

by amazing bobby boo September 16, 2016