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Gareth Carling

A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.

Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.

In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.

Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Gareth Carling’s done an absolute madness! Gaz on a mad one!
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
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Flaws & Ceilings

1) Frank Hamiltons song flaws and ceilings is a metaphor. The metaphor is that love is a house that two people must build together. But first to build a house there cannot be any walls, metaphorical walls that is.

2) Flaws are a major put in life. Think of a house. A house has floors a house has ceilings. But we're not talking about floors in this particular metaphor. We talk about flaws. And if your house has more flaws than ceilings its gonna get rained on. An equal amount is perfect. Ceilings are highs and flaws are lows.
'We can't build our walls, unless you knock down yours' - Frank Hamilton Flaws & Ceilings
by Flaws&Ceilings March 21, 2022
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Rat calling

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Rat calling :
*being cat called* now it’s your time to rat call them back

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Rat calling

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Me love rat calling
Rat calling :

*being cat called *so u rat call back

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London Calling

a song by the British punk rock band the Clash. It was released as a single from the band's 1979 double album of the same name
London Calling was recorded at Wessex Studios located in a former church hall in Highbury in North London
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holy ghost in my ceiling

When your cat looks at your ceiling randomly and starts howling demonic chants by opening and closing its mouth.
I was typing an essay , and my cat started started staring at the ceiling. Clearly, there was a holy ghost in my ceiling.
by Churrasco December 1, 2015
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burning on the ceiling

What happens when some idiot makes a deal with a demon, and you love someone who died
When I went back to visit the Winchesters, I found Mary burning on the ceiling
by Xaranda February 16, 2017
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