Cages

Cages is Kgs, not kegs, not kilograms, but cages.

Gym lad 1: How many "cages" do you bench?

Gym lad 2: round 80 "cages".

by Asce March 9, 2021

Getting Caged

Getting the shit beat out of you by Johnny cage, International Love is normally played in the background while he shatters all of your ribs

Johnny cage is beating the shit out of me, I am getting caged!

by gyratinglefteyebrow October 15, 2023

Rusty Cage

When she goes from tossing your salad to a bj without rinsing first.

Man she gave me the best rusty cage ever!

by Yablo April 22, 2024

Get the bird outta' the cage

Can be an expression of excitement or bewilderment for something truly extraordinary, including doubt of its sheer existence.

: Did you know that one cigar shaped asteroid was actually an alien ship?
: Get the bird outta' the cage! No way!

by ultrabrick November 7, 2018

caged foul

The caged foul is so fowl it will spend it's whole life behind bars.

The caged foul eats mainly locally sourced Bison grass.

by I love lamp June 23, 2021

shrimp cage

The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.

See definition: lobster cage

Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”

Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”

*(Not) Dave bursts through door*

(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”

Linda: “This is my brother...?”

by Not Dave. June 2, 2020

Nic Cage

God

“Hey do you know Nic Cage?”
“Yeah, I go to church every Sunday.”

by TheNicCage April 13, 2022