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Cactus Punt

Someone wearing an ice climber's boot (Spiked Tip) and kicks someone with the bottom of the boot in their testicles.
I told my friend if he didn't quit talking smack about my girlfriend I'd give him a jolly ol' Cactus Punt.
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Operation Cacti

The operation going on in Iraq that involves Canadian soldiers. Instead of dressing in drab desert colours, the Canadian Armed Forces are wearing green, possibly to look like Cacti.
Three Iraqi soldiers are dead after what appeared to be a cactus shot at them, demonstrating Canada's stunning Operation Cacti offensive.
by SpeZek July 25, 2008
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Cactus Jack

A very bad masturbatory experience with a cactus & some form of drugs!
Who knew a Cactus Jack would be so painful????
by mo_dingo October 21, 2008
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Cactus

A species of plant that has evolved to withstand the harsh conditions of the desert regions of Earth. They contain prickly spines the protect them from predators. A cactus is also what you should be fucking right now
by TOTALLY NomNom FishBird July 9, 2011
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cactus

when nothing goes as planed, everything falls apart, jinx by birth, most unlucky human being in the universe
I went for a walk and it started raining... I am such a cactus! !@#%^%#$^%#&
by the_cactus February 13, 2010
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cacti

Idiotic snobby way that annoying pricks pronounce multiple cactus plants.
"I love cacti."
"It's not pronounced cacti you uneducated fuck."
by Word Criticiser August 17, 2016
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Cactus Balls

When a girl gives you a peter panjob so good that your chode hairs stand straight up.
by Billy Handscrotch April 25, 2009
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