cumpleanos

the action of filling a sock with golf balls and throwing it in the air not to be confused with cum pleanos

jerry: wow that was an amazing cumpleanos

by cum pleanos lover January 3, 2024

cumpiss

an instrument containing a magnetized pointer which shows the direction of magnetic north and bearings from it.

walkers should be equipped with a map and cumpiss

by O' Chungus January 8, 2024

Cumption

A comforting group of people or friends
The feeling you get from a plush blanket when its cold and the cold side of a pillow

That was a great cumption last night with all our friends

I slept so well last night because of my cumptious blanket

by LinguisticFool November 17, 2023

Cumputer

A computer only used for ejaculation.

Yo what do you watch porn on?

A cumputer obviously!

by BiggieBig's December 5, 2023

Cumposer

Fakes the moan

Moan sound, A cumposer is here

by Nova_lynn February 21, 2024

cumpoopoo

When an extraordinarily large load of solid stool caresses your prostate while you expulse it from your rectum, and the pleasure derived from the friction results in an uncontrollable orgasm.

I’m going to be a minute darling, I had myself a bit of a cumpoopoo in here and have some clean-up to take care of!

by The Omelette Knight February 22, 2024

cumposer

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. —-
Sharon Stone

She writhed in ecstasy under his weight her body in full motion and yet his insecurity, his lack of belief in himself made him pause long enough to wonder if she was really cumming. ‘What a cumposer,’ he thought. After she fell asleep, luxuriating in head to toe bliss, he quietly gathered his things and left, never to be seen or heard of again. So much for all the ‘I love you’s’ he had whispered in her ear… as it turned out, all lies.

by natchoman2 March 8, 2024