Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten
There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo
by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024
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Crunchy licks

When Trey busts into syck licks while Mike drops bombs like Nagasaki niggas kaboom pow crunch crunch kick
Trey- (sick crunchy licks fawnk jam)
Mike- (drops hammer bombs 3000)
by Nasty gross poopsicles May 09, 2018
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Crunchy Sky Water

A phenomenon in which small, white or clear pellets fall rapidly from the clouds. Pellets vary in size, from tiny pathetic balls that melt on impact, to larger destructive rock sized balls that reek havoc on the city and its citizens. These pellets are actually quite tasty and are referred somtimes as forbidden ice cubes.
Dude, look at all that crunchy sky water building up on the lawn! I gotta go grab a handful, im fucking famished
by Evenbuggerchungus November 03, 2021
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Crunchy

Typically it means, making a sharp noise when bitten or crushed and (of food) pleasantly crisp. But now people are trying to make it a popular term for a granola, hippie mom. Stop trying to make crunchy happen.. it’s not going to happen. It’s not a thing.. even if people want you to believe it’s a thing. Don’t use it.. no one will know what you’re talking about..
The proper term.. wow these Cheetos are super crunchy.
by Boombadabing July 20, 2023
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Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.
Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!
by Banana T September 15, 2018
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crunchy

A person or object that provided the same happiness as food being crunchy (i.e fried chicken, chips)
Timothee Chalamet is so crunchy”
by boobielover_69 February 15, 2022
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