Count Facts

Used to prove a point that something is true or untrue.

this is completely unnecessary. like bro count facts how many times have you really used this thing?

by Devoted Dev April 25, 2024

Sir Lord Count Fabulon

The product of the reaction when the epic fabulosity found in tiny particles around the universe collide with the pure lordliness of a sexually confused adolescent boy. It is said to be described as the fusion between Elton John, Dr. Evil, and Snoop Dogg. Arch-nemesis of The Ocean Boy.

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by Shadow Master D on Feb 10, 2012

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by The Ocean Boy March 24, 2012

woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.

My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.

by funtobewith April 21, 2010

pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012

Inglesias Gabriel Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

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😱: Inglesias Gabriel Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Count Dabula

A Vampire that cannot ever seem to satisfy his deep craving for wax. These dabthirsty fiends will go to any length to satisfy their hunger including sinking their fangs into the neck of your bong to suck out the Bong Water.

Filling your Bong with Holy Water is an excellent way to keep it from being viciously attacked by Count Dabula ...

by Loafasynia May 11, 2016

Count Twatula

A guy that loves to eat out twats

Gary is Count Twatula, he has eaten out at least 145 twats.

by Count Twatula January 10, 2010