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Conversational Cockblock

Whenever you're talking to somebody, and no matter what or how many witty or interesting things you say, they reply with things such as, "cool" or "yeah." They won't allow a good conversation by making it suck with their one word answers.
Debbie: "I was texting Conrad last night."
Sally: "What did you guys talk about?"
Debbie: "More like, "what did I talk about?" because he was being a conversational cockblock the whole time."
by playinitcool June 10, 2010
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Conversational Supremacy

The state of euphoria in which you more or less dictate a conversation. Usually achieved through some combination of a strong personality, an energized mood, respect and intrigue from your audience, and a string of successful jokes/valid points. In such a state, the people you're shmoozing with will tend to agree with most of the things you say, and laugh at even your mildly funny jokes. You also possess the power to dismiss topics or people you're uninterested in from the conversation, usually by either remaining silent or comically pointing out a flaw in reasoning or the unfunniness of a joke. In short, you are the alpha.
The person enjoying Conversational Supremacy: "Look at that dude who just ordered the chai and the muffin. Sporting not one but two fanny packs."

The friends around the table: *Raucous laughter

CS: "Talk about a panty peeler"

*more laughter

The friend that nobody likes: "Wouldn't it be so funny if we all wore those one day, but like as satchels or someth..."

CS: "Just stop. that's really stupid."

*laughter from the group

CS: "So who's up for a movie night?"

*animated response from the group
by Theoveranalyst October 30, 2011
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Conversationship

A temporary relationship between two people that lasts as long as you are conversating.
Person 1: Whats up?
Person 2: Nothing. Just chillin.
Person 1: Cool, sounds like fun...
Person 2: Yep, well Im gonna get going. TTYL.
Person 1: Alright, well this was a fun conversationship... later.
by MarkusMcNugen February 17, 2012
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conversationatize

when you strike up a conversation with mostly someone new, but it can be when you strike up a conversation with a friend that won’t answer or talk to you.
Hey I just conversationatized jim (for someone you don’t know) or Conversionatize with me jim!!(for someone you do know
by I.am.a.human.. December 6, 2021
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Chronversation

A conversation had by two or more individuals under the influence of chronic or marijuana.
"Dude, that was a wild chronversation we had last night."
by E C S January 18, 2009
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cockversation

"So I talked to Alex."
"And?"
"He was a total dickhead. I have the cockversation saved."
by Searinox April 21, 2009
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Conservation Of Argumental Volume

The person who speaks least in an argument, wins.
Johannes spoke four words. Jenny spoke twenty. By Conservation Of Argumental Volume, Johannes won.
by Wuadada November 28, 2009
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