Theory - an online cryptocurrency exchange that allows you to exchange fiat for cryptos such as bitcoin, ethereum, litecoin.
Reality - thieving bandits that switch site access on and off as when they please, no customer support, raping people for margin and stealing their assets (see eth flashcrash of June 2016). Treating their customers like pieces of sh**, transactions pending for weeks on end, locked out of accounts for no reason, funds mysteriously disappearing, IMPOSSIBLE to log in when there is any volatility
Reality - thieving bandits that switch site access on and off as when they please, no customer support, raping people for margin and stealing their assets (see eth flashcrash of June 2016). Treating their customers like pieces of sh**, transactions pending for weeks on end, locked out of accounts for no reason, funds mysteriously disappearing, IMPOSSIBLE to log in when there is any volatility
Oh look, ETH just dropped 0.0000001%, now would be a good time to buy... let me log in to my coinbase account anddd....
COINBASE:
"Service Unavailable"
Coinbase is currently down for maintenance. Please try again later or see our status page for more information.
"Fuck you coinbase"
COINBASE:
"Service Unavailable"
Coinbase is currently down for maintenance. Please try again later or see our status page for more information.
"Fuck you coinbase"
by cryptojunkie June 22, 2017
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by nanashixo March 6, 2018
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The principle that things will work themselves out according to their natural conclusion. Belief in Two Coins Law represents a belief in a deterministic universe that complies with the laws of physics.
Named after the plastic whirlpools at tourist attractions where a coin is placed in a chute in either side and allowed to spiral down to a hole in the bottom. If one understands that the coins will do like that, one has grasped Two Coins Law.
Named after the plastic whirlpools at tourist attractions where a coin is placed in a chute in either side and allowed to spiral down to a hole in the bottom. If one understands that the coins will do like that, one has grasped Two Coins Law.
"The food at this restaurant was awful! I should have known when I saw how dirty the place was."
"Sorry bud, Two Coins Law."
"Sorry bud, Two Coins Law."
by Autocratic January 26, 2010
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by theyogiguy June 28, 2018
Get the Coincidance mug.The coinbird is a bird that likes coins, you need to know four things about him.
1. he likes coins
2. hes angree for coins
3. his beak is made of metal
4. he eatsmean kid's brains and steal their coins
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1. he likes coins
2. hes angree for coins
3. his beak is made of metal
4. he eatsmean kid's brains and steal their coins
Check coinbird.com for more details
by overlord June 6, 2003
Get the coinbird mug.When an occasion is thus- a coincidence resulting in excellence, or of any major benefit to any person/s involved in the instance of such occasion.
"Heath is hitchhiking to a party, on his way down the M25, a car pulls over blaring out jungle. Not only were they going to the party, but they had lots of good energy, knew his mother and they also had a spare seat." - A moment of coincidexcellence
by Shiftus Maximus October 20, 2008
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