A coach is the person who gets SOME of the credit when everything goes well -and- ALL of the blame when anything goes wrong.
by chuckjav76 July 9, 2023

by Bator69 December 1, 2024

A Chico alpha male who drinks on the weekends and just so happens to be the best chain warden on the rift. Be warned that he has huge triceps, a jawline that can crack ice, and is 11-3 in pong
by Lukas07 April 8, 2020

by Shitbuttass69 December 15, 2022

Guy: What happened to that car?
*he points to a car that’s been so badly destroyed that it’s just a heap of scrap metal*
Other guy: Yeah, Jeff coach a’d it.
*he points to a car that’s been so badly destroyed that it’s just a heap of scrap metal*
Other guy: Yeah, Jeff coach a’d it.
by CrazyCatBunker November 18, 2024

Awesome, alpha coach dedicated to making players better. Coached the best softball team in the pacific (YHS panthers 2022-2025) to 3 straight far east titles and 1 pac east title. Best chef, best coach, and best storyteller. His favorite players were obviously the Zuzz, the kuzz, the euzz, and the auzz.
by The Zuzz October 11, 2025

Person 1: Hey man you wanna hang tonight?
Person 2:Sorry dude I have a 1,200 page essay due for Coach Arey.
Person 2:Sorry dude I have a 1,200 page essay due for Coach Arey.
by YeahImTalkingAboutJacksboro October 18, 2021
