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Coach

A coach is the person who gets SOME of the credit when everything goes well -and- ALL of the blame when anything goes wrong.
“Man…that team totally sucks; who’s their coach”?
by chuckjav76 July 9, 2023
mugGet the Coachmug.

bate coach

A person giving masturbating(bating) instructions to another person.
Your bate coach gave you an awesome orgasm last night.
by Bator69 December 1, 2024
mugGet the bate coachmug.

Coach

A Chico alpha male who drinks on the weekends and just so happens to be the best chain warden on the rift. Be warned that he has huge triceps, a jawline that can crack ice, and is 11-3 in pong
Jack shouted COACH! as he walked into the quad
by Lukas07 April 8, 2020
mugGet the Coachmug.

Coach coco

“When is practice?”

“At 4:30
Thanks Coach coco”
by Shitbuttass69 December 15, 2022
mugGet the Coach cocomug.

coach a

To kill someone or destroy something beyond repair.
Guy: What happened to that car?
*he points to a car that’s been so badly destroyed that it’s just a heap of scrap metal*
Other guy: Yeah, Jeff coach a’d it.
by CrazyCatBunker November 18, 2024
mugGet the coach amug.

Coach Cruz

Awesome, alpha coach dedicated to making players better. Coached the best softball team in the pacific (YHS panthers 2022-2025) to 3 straight far east titles and 1 pac east title. Best chef, best coach, and best storyteller. His favorite players were obviously the Zuzz, the kuzz, the euzz, and the auzz.
The best coach in the pacific is Coach Cruz
by The Zuzz October 11, 2025
mugGet the Coach Cruzmug.

coach arey

Weird idiot dyke penguin looking hoe.
Person 1: Hey man you wanna hang tonight?
Person 2:Sorry dude I have a 1,200 page essay due for Coach Arey.
by YeahImTalkingAboutJacksboro October 18, 2021
mugGet the coach areymug.

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