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I'll lick your clit

The equivalent of I'll suck your dick, but for women.

A woman is the only means of attaining something you desire, so you are willing to go down on her for what you want.

Commonly used by males on female drug dealers or male's seeking to get laid.
1: "I need this job, I'll do anything!"
2: "Like?"
1: "I'LL LICK YOUR CLIT!"
by The Lazer Viking February 14, 2008
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butt clit

A magical flap of skin packed with nerve endings that exists just inside the anus of some special women, such as Natalie. One can also sing "Natalie butt clit" to the tune of the Living Spaces furniture store commercial theme.
Natalie came multiple times while being pumped in the butt because of her highly sensitive butt clit.
by bleefmasterdan June 30, 2008
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clit club

by hipo April 24, 2003
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client number nine

The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.
The Cooker: "You here about this situation with Gov. Spitzer?"
Pete Dick: "You mean client number nine?"
The Cooker: "Oh yeah, my bad."
by Pete Dick March 10, 2008
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clit hitters

Also known as french tips, french manicure and acrylic nails, clit hitters is derived from the over-manicured nails of female porn stars who repeatedly slap their genitals. These porn stars tend to lick their fingers and repeatedly whack their clitoris in fake ecstasy for the camera. Midwestern women are especially vulnerable to the charms of clit hitters, whereas women from the east and west coast find the trend tacky.
Katie could have spent her paycheck on baby formula and diapers, but instead she decided to get new clit hitters so she can look hot on the pole tonight.
by Jashie K January 21, 2011
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clant

An acronym meaning to:Comment Like And Never Talk
It was invented in Long Island New York
It can be used interchangably with the term creeping
To clant you must talk to girls only on facebook, this includes likeing every one of their pictures and statuses bu you never meet them in person.
I go on facebook and clant on so many girls.
Alex:I only talk to girls with 300+ likes on their profile pictures.
Jason:You clant so hard
Alex:Yeah bro I invented clanting. Im a facebook legend.
by abds;a1443 August 22, 2012
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eleanor clit

Left-wing reporter for Newsweek
Eleanor Clit is actually smarter than your average lib.
by andy1 June 15, 2007
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