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Mexican Stomach Churner

The act of pouring hot sauce (preferably tapatio) into a sexual partners asshole and proceeding to rail mentioned hole while screaming various mexican gritos
Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.

Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!
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Porcupine Butter Churner

The act of penetrating another man's rectum while a porcupine quill is inserted into your urethra.
Man that porcupine butter churner we did really tore me up.

Ghost Butter Churner 

One man holding a second man’s penis, while a third grasps firmly the first man’s hand creating motion with the first man’s hand.
Rudy really enjoyed Christian’s firm grip from Keith during the Ghost butter churner.

Phone on charger 

When your day or activity was so good that you didn't even look at your phone.
Describing duration of time in which you were enjoying yourself so much it was as if your phone was at home on the charger.
Bro how was your weekend? Bro Phone on Charger we were on the lake all weekend.

Utah Cream Churner 

When you use heavy whipping cream as lube and it turns into whipped cream after 30 minutes.
“My best friend asked if we could do the Utah Cream Churner
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Toronto butter churner 

when a woman urinates in a man’s mouth and then farts on his nose
Lisa Toronto butter churnered me yesterday it was so magestic

Mississippi Butter Churner

The act of collecting a woman’s breast milk, lying on your back, pouring the breast milk into your urethra, and having said woman jerk your penis as if she is churning butter. Creates a blockage in your penis if done correctly
That girl last night was a freak, she gave me a Mississippi Butter Churner!