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smash cans

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.
I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.
by Adam Chet May 4, 2006
mugGet the smash cansmug.

vag in a can

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.
guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/
by kiki & dankie January 8, 2012
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can-gab

IPA: kan gab

1. n. Conversation (not always with a stranger) between stalls in a public toilet.

2. v. (plural) To converse while high on drugs in a bathroom.

3. n. Trivial communication (usu. speech), oft. self-rectifying; (adj.) absurd and/or off topic.
1. Listen, jim, I overheard some wicked can gab back there, I think the shit is about to hit the fan!

2. I thought it was just idle can-gab, but then the toilet exploded.

3. I been waitin' for the bathroom for like ten minutes! I'm about to pee myself and all I can hear is those two can-gabbing and giggling like school girls!

4. When they started talking about Luminous Bodies, the crowd thought it was so deep, but it was absolute can-gab.

5. I know it's a seminar, but his question was just so...I don't know...can-gab.
by Zero & Lefty February 25, 2011
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Jerry can

A 20 liter (5.3 gallon), handled can meant for transporting gas and other liquids, formerly constructed of pressed steel.

Jerry cans were developed in Germany in the 1930s and were widely used by American troops in WWII. Troops would Jerry-rig up to five of these cans to their vehicles, enabling them to carry gasoline, diesel fuel, kerosene, and/or water.

The term "Jerry" is a slang for the word "German".
"Don't drink out of the green Jerry can!!"
by languagequeer October 2, 2018
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Can Fu

He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).
Can Fu is daddy <3
by lilpengting February 6, 2023
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Choked the can

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.
by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013
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Schrödinger's Can

A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.
"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."
by BoredCollegeKid April 6, 2016
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