When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup
(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf
by Massive corey October 7, 2020

by Johnny slurvine January 4, 2017

He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).
Can Fu is daddy <3
by lilpengting February 6, 2023

by Skank Bacon July 7, 2018

an excessively powerful gun that has no real hunting purpose is often justified by being called a can shooter.
"what in the world are you gonna use that m-4 with a hundred round drum for?"
"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"
"wtf?"
"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"
"stupid racist mall ninja"
"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"
"wtf?"
"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"
"stupid racist mall ninja"
by g3 4 me May 8, 2010

by Trumphater— September 22, 2019

by coolio16 November 5, 2018
