flesh burrito

The only burrito you have had today is a flesh burrito from farmer John's pants.
by Farmer J May 04, 2020
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The Saddest Burrito

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)
Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.
by SunshineZombieGirl March 21, 2018
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Nica-Burrito

Nica-Burrito is a Nicaraguan Burrito. Has Gallo Pinto, Carne Asada, Chilero, Repollo and Queso Frito. Created in Antioch California at Kiki’s Restaurant by ChefNica415.
Have you ever had a Nica-Burrito? The only place to get em is in Antioch,Ca
by Chef505 May 09, 2021
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burrito guido

An individual who is considered unsophisticated, masculine, and from italian-hispani decent
by Burrito Guido July 12, 2017
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cheese burrito

A retarded quesadilla for people who can't accept that is is just a fucking quesadilla. Can be folded in half or in thirds or whatever you want but is simply a tortilla with cheese that is heated and can also be called a quesadilla.
1. Oh dude is that a quesadilla?

No its a cheese burrito..
You retard
by Chuchubug November 23, 2014
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Burrito Illuminati

When someone is in a low rank in the illuminati they are classified as being a part of the "burrito illuminati". This is totally legit.
by Apetnamedsteve November 30, 2016
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Dante's Burrito

The food that is eaten, could be a literal burrito or a burger or any food that causes gastrointestinal Hell.
Last night, my friends and I went to a restaurant and I had a Dante's Burrito. I went to Hell for about a half-hour, or so.
by Cryptic anonymity August 13, 2017
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