A level of frustrating, time-wasting, and sometimes derogatory information and/or action that is based in malicious ignorance. Usually the information/action have no rational (i.e. Common sense) or useful basis.
most common with inferior higher-ups in a heirarchy who desperately need to feel superior.
Coined during a meeting in 2008, after a night in a NYC gay bar.
most common with inferior higher-ups in a heirarchy who desperately need to feel superior.
Coined during a meeting in 2008, after a night in a NYC gay bar.
Boss: I know I've never sold apples, but we should develop a way they could be peeled like a banana and that would help sales.
Employee 1 to employee 2: What is this huckleberry bullshit.
Employee 1 to employee 2: What is this huckleberry bullshit.
by Jasperbrown March 11, 2010
When a controversial issue/problem has surrounding it more than one version of the events told by different sides, but none of it is true because the real story behind the issue/problem is more problematic than is the lies that is being told in its sake- and the lies themselves, are so confusion and convoluted that it's best to leave the entire situation alone and have a cold Coors Light than to dig into any of it!
Conflicting Bullshits: When your lover says that they are is going to a co-worker that they hates' birthday party for 8pm, and someone told you that they saw them at the store with their ex-lover at 9pm, who is reportedly and to your knowledge in another country, but then also said that they also met your lover at a "party" at 8:30pm also that was not a birthday party-- but your lover really was at a satanic ritual sacrifice, in an attempt to keep your love forever.
by Bad Appleseed December 04, 2010
this would be an imaginary card I would pull out of the air, that states what you just told me was complete bullshit? a lie.
My co worker told me that he had sex 41 times in 24 hours. I told him, I'm pulling the bullshit card on that story.
by maddmann72 November 12, 2013
go outside bullshit brace
by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016
The lie that an educated person needs to be versed in both probability and statistics, besides being fluent in applied arithmetic, to function confidently in life.
Unless they’re a math teacher or textbook writer, folks from most walks of life hardly need anything beyond grade four math to handle everyday numbers seamlessly—that they require higher math to succeed in life is nothing but mathematical bullshit.
by MathPlus October 28, 2017
by Nephos April 02, 2011
1. The feeling one gets when they hear an obvious or absurd lie uttered by another person.
2. The feeling one gets when facing down an extremely tough group of foes that you have little to no chance of defeating them.
2. The feeling one gets when facing down an extremely tough group of foes that you have little to no chance of defeating them.
1. My bullshit detector went off when I heard that illegal immigrants have a right to be here.
2. I am being attacked by ten juggernaughts in Modern Warfare 2 on Veteran mode, using only an M9. Bullshit detected!
2. I am being attacked by ten juggernaughts in Modern Warfare 2 on Veteran mode, using only an M9. Bullshit detected!
by Shadow0113 August 15, 2011