John Brolly

If your name is John Brolly you are the luckiest boy alive. If snoop dog had a son, it would be John Brolly. He will often crush on twins or triplets. He's a bit of a weird kid, and some girls would call him a roast pea. He has a good heart and is friends with everyone. He gets all the girls because of how awesome he is.

Girl: have you seen John Brolly? He's such a roast pea.

Twins: He's has a crush on one of us!

Triplets: omg same!
Snoop dog: John Brolly my son
Boys: Why does John get all the girls!

by Depression_is_in_session October 23, 2018

boller me

to boller someone

consider your ass bollered

by joe March 15, 2004

Bollerized

When football coaches ruin a rookie quarterback by babying them, in the fashion of Kyle Boller.

If they keep this up, he'll be Bollerized!

by guyofsomerenown October 20, 2008

Busy Bollocks

Adjective used to describe a person who can't keep their mouth shut or their nose out of other people's business.

Staff could tell Alex Caley was a busy bollocks from the moment she joined the company.

by TheEverlasting August 25, 2008

Cunty Bollocks

Derogatory term reserved for someone who has pissed you off. A right idiot. Someone who's full of himself (see "delusional" entry above).

Cunty Bollocks over there has really messed this up. He should never have been hired!

by Markus Aurelius May 25, 2006

uwe boll

The gushing mix of blood, vomit and cum that comes when a girl gags or otherwise vomits on a penis while giving it oral sex.

"Oh, sorry, honey, are you okay? You got uweboll all over my dick. Are you still sick from accidentally drinking that santorum?"

by THE KOOL AID MAN February 2, 2005

bollock

gonad, ball, testicle. pl. Bollocks

He's dropped a bollock. He's made a mistake. (i.e. he's made a schoolboy error)
You're gonna get a bollocking now.
You're in for a right telling off (i.e. kick in the balls)

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003