The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.
"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."
The odor of overconfidence, condescension, North Face, business degrees, and urine commonly associated with bros, tools and douchebags.
I was walking down Clark in Wrigleyville when I had to close my eyes because I was getting sick of looking at the trixies and tools. After a few minutes I reoriented myself as being outside of John Barleycorn due to the unmistakable scent of brodick that wafted over me.
The bro version of "bode well." Used by bros (alongside positive or negative modifiers) to describe situations in which brodowns or brofests may or may not come to fruition.
The kegerator's busted, Tom's truck won't start, Dave's mom died last and he doesn't want to chill, and all the fly honeys we invited went to Eric's pad because they heard Robert Pattinson might show up. This does not brode well, bro. This does not brode well at all.