The tendency of a pedestrian preoccupied with another task (e.g. talking on a cell phone, fiddling with a portable music device) to veer left and right across the sidewalk, unknowingly blocking faster-walking pedestrians attempting to overtake them.
So named for the similarity between the perpetrator's movements and those of a bowling ball in the eponymous ten-pin bowling variant, in which the lane's gutters are blocked by bumpers to prevent gutterballs.
So named for the similarity between the perpetrator's movements and those of a bowling ball in the eponymous ten-pin bowling variant, in which the lane's gutters are blocked by bumpers to prevent gutterballs.
"I just missed the Muni because I couldn't get around some Bluetooth idiot who was hella bumper bowling."
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When someone lies on their back, puts their legs in the air, and spreads them, then their partner takes a ball and rolls it in their ass
by Cat manner December 3, 2016
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Cadillac Rules: If no one gets a strike in the first five frames, you get to give shots away if you get a spare.
One and Done Rule: If you choose to keep one of the shots for yourself instead of giving it away.
Cadillac Rules: If no one gets a strike in the first five frames, you get to give shots away if you get a spare.
One and Done Rule: If you choose to keep one of the shots for yourself instead of giving it away.
by CalliopeDM April 12, 2010
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Suzie went for a clean strike when she put her fingers in my hooter whilst I was wanking in her face she told me she was one pin bowling.
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The only 2 Bowling For Soup Albums ever to be sold, were sold to a 57 year old single overweight gay man and a small mentally retarded girl.
by tylerp June 5, 2005
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person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
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