Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.

James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?

Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!

by Dali103071 May 3, 2013

blizzy blowed

When you become extremely high strictly from smoking blunts.

Me: This is my fourth blunt, I'm blizzy blowed.

by sloticus January 3, 2015

Blows candle

The phrase you use after spilling some tea, or something scandalous, to end the discussion.

She used to be skinny, but now she’s fat... *blows candle*

by Isingforfun May 6, 2019

z blow

1. A fast powerful uppercut to the stomach that makes a thunderous sound upon contact. Originated from hard punches that were from DBZ.

2. A hit (usually a uppercut to the stomach) strong enough to end a fight in one hit and leaves the receiver writhing in pain.

Dave: "I'm sick of my little brother talking mess."

Justin: "Just give him a z blow to the face and he'll shut up."

by Metabashi July 18, 2010

Sweet'N Blow

The act of adding sugar to your mouth while performing oral sex on a man. The sugar helps make the seaman taste better. A play on the words of the popular sweetner Sweet'N Low

My girfiend never use to swallow my load, until one day I added some sugar. Now she loves to give me a Sweet'N Blow.

by Paulstuffy January 11, 2015

Lansing Blow

Sounds like 'Glancing Blow' but is related to the number of dicks you (a downtrodden Michiganer) would be willing to suck (for money) in order to purchase bus fare out of state.

It was a Lansing Blow that brought me here to California, I sucked literally dozens of strange cocks through the glory hole in the handicap stall of the Greyhound Station to get the fuck out of Michigan.

by K.Grapher May 22, 2019

Poké-blow

Whilst experiencing a particularly strong orgasm you let out a cry resembling a Pokemon cry from the original Pokémon games

"Jenny gave me the best head last night. I think my poké-blow put her off a bit though"
"Most people shudder when they cum. I full on poké-blow"

by Wyrmwood May 24, 2015