Blist

Everyone knows what a blister is, but the suffix -er implies that is must do the preceding word, hence blist.

Blist- v. To severely hurt a living thing in any manner.
Blister- n. Anything that unavoidably hurts people.

Acceptable variations: Blisted and blisting.

"Oy, I'm going to straight blist ya, mate."
"Okay, okay! You're funny. Stop with the pinching you're blisting me."
"You have to put that dog down, he's a blister."

by walletfullof1s February 22, 2015

blitz

When someone calls doorknob after a fart the person calls blitz to fight back the game only end when one of the 2 persons touches a doorknob

Phil : spews gas out of his assshole

Nick: doorknob you sick fuck
Phil: saffeee/ (nick cutting phil off) to late you big dumb bitch!

Phil:"blitz"
Nick and phil beat the shit out of each other until one of them crawls to a doorknob to get a blowjob from Phil's mother and to end the game

by Girlypleaser July 28, 2017

mouse blister

A rare (fake) condition, that some who work in an office, claim to have after working long hours. (Also known as a Forrest burn)

I worked so hard this week that I now have a mouse blister!

by Forrest C. May 27, 2006

Blaise Blitsch

One who likes to smoke weed and get fucked up.

(:

Damn you be doin' a Blaise Blitsch

by mama blessing November 11, 2007

Blit

A bloody Clitoris or Clit.

Virginia: Oh god i need to go to the bathroom so i can clean up my blit!

Charles: Ewwww

by cherry cobbler January 20, 2009

blipt

when u get mashed out ur face off weed

a stage past being stoned wen ur hed is spinin to fuk, stoned = just chilled out

by jonny8ball May 12, 2003

Blistering

To Smoke Weed.

Damn bro, i've been blistering all day, i'm faded.

by Synth. April 3, 2013