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When history coursework simply isn't fun enough! Or perhaps when one is trying to research a very minor topic that wikipedia cannot offer, one might slip into a wikipedia battle with an unsuspecting Mick Hucknall look-a-like next to you!

A wikipedia battle, also known as a random article battle, makes full use of that magic button, RANDOM ARTICLE. The object is to get better pages than your filthy mancunian red-headed friend or colleague. Normally it is easy to spot who wins, for example X-men would beat Conneticut (naturally). However, if it is to close to call, for example Godzilla and Spiderman, one would call for an independant adjudicator to decide. If that person is also gay and sitting on that prosthetic penis of a fence, then the scores remain as they were entering the round. Most matches are first to 12.

In the history of the wikipedia battle, there have been many engagements many ending in bloodshed. One match even went to 50 much to the annoyance of both participants.
Dave: Hey, fancy a wikipedia battle?
Mick Hucknall: Yea, i am ginger!
Dave:Go!
Mick Hucknall: Aha! Simply Red! What have you got, cocknose?
Dave: Super ameobas.
Mick Hucknall: Pfft. You win.
by Jeffrey Douglas September 2, 2006
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Do you like your boss?
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Battle of Adwa

1. 1896: last battle of the first Ethiopian-Italian war. Ethiopia beated Italy and managed to stay free from colonial domination.

2. A major pownage from an ennemy you despised
1. The Italian were humiliated by the Ethiopian at the battle of Adwa

2. "You better be careful, you do not want to get a battle of Adwa"
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Nic is such a batter-licker, thats the only reason he is helping us bake.
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If you do not shut up, I am going to battersmash you so hard and make you shut up.
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A verb associated with taking part in Sexual Intercourse. Comes from the word Batting.
Mary and Johnny were battin' on and now she's pregnant.
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