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Birrie

Verb: To fall without grace or dignity.
I Birried off the building. I pulled a Birrie and broke my legs.
by Beachy66 July 20, 2023
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Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
by LGMR5 May 16, 2010
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Language Beerier

n. A figurative phrase used primarily to indicate the difficulties faced when people who have had too much to drink attempt to communicate with each other.
Ben drank a few to many last night. He had a hard time ordering a pizza due to the language beerier.
by Jbone October 7, 2012
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Fart Barrier

The fantastic adventure movie featuring Harrison Ford, Denzel Washington, Kevin Costner, and others. In a flatulent fantasy wonderland, Ford traverses the complexities of real relationships by determining the best time to drop his first audible and smellable fart in the presence of his one true love.
Dude, Indiana Jones was cool, but 'Fart Barrier' was Harrison Ford's best movie.
by The Poopetrator December 13, 2018
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Boner-Brain Barrier

When your boner takes over thinking for your brain. Similar to the Blood-Brain Barrier where only certain substances can pass through to the brain. The Boner-Brain Barrier doesn't allow any thoughts to be processed from the brain since they are all processed from the highly sophisticated thinking center of the penis. This can result in making illogical decisions and having regrettable sexual experiences.
Hey, why'd you make-love to that 350lb manatee last night.

Three words, man... "Boner-Brain Barrier"
by The definer2017 February 4, 2012
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Berniecrat

A member of the Democratic Party who generally is pro-labor, opposed to neoliberal policies, and believes wealthy people wield too much political and economic power. Supports strong social programs reminiscent of the New Deal Democrats of the 1930s. Name derived from similarity in political ideals to U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders.
Berniecrats are running on progressive platforms all over the country.
by jangmi volcano May 19, 2016
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Jarmel Berries

Created in Colorado in 2005, this deviant sexual practice consists of an oral fetish with hemorrhoids. This act involves one male licking and “oral pleasuring” the hemorrhoids of the other male participant that were created from rough homosexual sodomy. The Jarmel Berries refer to the “mouth-watering” attraction the deviants feel towards a disturbing twist to “salad tossing”. This practice has gained popularity through the homosexual prison population across the mid-west, and has traveled as far east as Virginia.

This practice has been mentioned in several rap songs, referring to the tough life of prisoners in multiple federal and state detention centers where the Jarmel Berries act has been reported by officials to have grown into an act of hate and domination. It has been reported that the larger or stronger prisoners in the penitentiary facilities have used this act to show their dominance or “ownership” of other prisoners.

The Jarmel Berries term has also caught on with the Lesbian/Gay communities along the west coast in areas like San Diego, San Francisco, and Portland.

Another popular variation of this term includes “Jarmel Jelly”(referring to bleeding of the hemorrhoids)
Jake, get over here and suck on my Jarmel Berries!
by Peter Simpson April 30, 2006
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